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1. Obey the person in charge of the animals.
2. Displaced Animal Man came by my cubicle to show me his signed
photograph of Bat Girl.
3. Eunuchs in India often make their livings by collecting cash gifts
from people for dancing to songs from Hindi movies on
auspicious occasions.
4. My grandmother went and then she wanted to go inside to find a
floral arrangement for a house that is occupied by roaches.
5. Animals, from cows to deer, are unpredictable and seem to come
out of nowhere.
6. If Al Pacino had worn red crocodile pumps in Dog Day Afternoon, it
would have been an entirely different movie.
7. Success in rodents doesn't necessarily mean success in human
beings.
8. If you get a choice in the matter, you don't want to be a
low ranking baboon.
9. I continued playing for a while before Sloppy asked if he could have a wee go on the guitar.
I handed over the guitar expecting a "sloppy" rendition of Wonderwall. What followed defied belief.
He proceeded in playing a note perfect Castles Made of Sand by Jimi Hendrix. He then went on to play
a handful of pretty impressive tunes before handing me the guitar "cheers boys ahm away". I saw him
again later in the weekend but decided not to converse as he was having a conversation with the side
of a burger van.
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